The Hell Here Never Ends

We got this phrase from our buddies Dawn and Laurie on Cat Tales. It is used when somebody who should be perfectly happy starts whining.

Example 1: A cruising couple is enjoying a romantic nightcap on the foredeck of their trusty yacht which is safely anchored in a beautiful bay in Thailand. The wife complains when a cloud moves over the full moon. Response: “The hell here never ends!”

Example 2: A cruising couple has just enjoyed a delicious meal of steamed crab, spicy papaya salad and Phad Thai at a splendid beach restaurant in Thailand, all for under $10. The husband complains that there are no toothpicks on the table. Response: “The hell here never ends!”